toothpick guy

A toothpick guy is someone who is gay

Guy 1: Hey why is that toothpick guy sucking dick
Guy2: Because he is gay

by Mwille February 13, 2017

cool-guy

A poser, loser, wanna-be, f'tard who thinks they're being oh so cool on their new motorcycle or in their brand new mustang. they have "badass" hairstyles, and make loud noise when the situation doesn't call for it. they need attention and hope they'll get lucky with any girl that gives them a look of disgust. when you say cool-guy, you need to emphasize the double o's in the word. It ends up sounding like "coo-guy" but with a faint "L" at the end and make it sound really sarcastic. I don't fuckin care that you have a brand new Ducati, brand new Oakleys, and a "sexy" mohawk, you're only 15 years old you dumbass! You're not cool!

Kid 1: school was boring as hell today
Kid 2: I know, Calculus sucks...
Cool-Guy: (roars up the street on his motorcycle with his backpack on from the school day)
Kid 1: Cool-Guy right there, wish i could be like him
Kid 2: Fo sho, wish i was a Cool-Guy...what a loser

by trptking October 28, 2008

Safety Guy

A homosexual, butt ranger, fag

Mike is a safety guy.

by unklesatan August 16, 2021

ham guy

Ham guy - A ham guy is a grown man that's a complete brute, who likes to eat ham.

ex. Dexter Morgan is a ham guy.

by Hamguy1 June 27, 2014

Thee Guy

Opposite of that guy
You can be labelled as thee guy if you do something totally awesome, or your banter is amazing 24/7

Some guy bought everyone in the bar shots last night. He was thee guy.

Hey, I woke up to a model cooking me bacon this morning, I am thee guy.

by curlyafroface November 23, 2010

Guys’ Night

A gathering of the elite members of society in one place at one time. Some say that this gathering is able to influence space and time.

Yo, is Guys’ Night tonight?
No man, it’s on Friday.

by GuysNightOfficial August 31, 2019

Guy Spelunky

The main protagonist of the hit indie rogue-like from 2008, Spelunky. He is a brave adventurer who dives into the depths below to stop Olmec's Curse and collect all of the treasure. He also reappears in HD quality in the hit game Spelunky HD, and makes his most recent appearance as an older man in Spelunky 2 from 2020.

Johnny: What character should I play as in Spelunky HD?
Alex: Guy Spelunky

by LABNINJA231 March 5, 2022