Poo-net

A strip (or strips) of toilet paper placed on the top of the toilet water to help prevent Poo-splash

Be sure to properly apply your Poo-net, else you will get a case of the wet-ass

by Wobbe January 20, 2009

poo dangle

When fecal matter hangs from your anus.

When you take a crap and the poo dosen't quite fall into the toilet and it just kind of hangs there. Thats what the poo do it dangle - poo dangle.

by deRutte November 13, 2007

poo crusties

little brown freinndss dried in the crackk of ur assss holeee, flakesss that are caughtt in ur bum hair thats itchy andd stinkky and even when u showerr they dont vome out unless they are moistt so u gottta open ur bum cheeks wide

I had sex with you and when we were doing 69 you tuned over and your poo crusties slipped out and I almost chaked in yer face.

by Danica poosnig March 9, 2009

Poo Baby

Big albino fat ass who typically can be quite rude and has a large temper, in his free time he likes to burn down storage buildings and hurt his friends feelings.

Oh look at Poo Baby over there, isn't he a big albino fat ass?

by Gageybaby November 19, 2019

chicken poo

When ones nipples are hard and you can see them through their shirt.

Dude look over at becky, Major chicken poo!

by PpobNoremac April 18, 2017

Caca-poo

A piece of poop that is very big and smelly. Used as an insult. Not an object. Often used in times of anger or frustration. Usually, a word comes before Caca-poo such as "stupid," to emphasize your statement.

Totally, he was such a stupid caca-poo today. Ugh.
That dumb caca-poo should poo in a caca.

by tiork June 13, 2018

Poo-linky

The act of poo falling down the stairs in a slinky like motion.

The Poo-linky could be a single turd flipping end over end down the stairs, or diarrhea cascading down the stairs.

by scotche December 2, 2009