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fatty mike

A teenage boy or man who isn't fat at all, and is actually quite attractive, but has self-esteem issues like that of a 15-year-old girl.
Fatty mikes are usually straight, but have EXTREMELY feminine qualities, like reading their girlfriend's YM & Cosmopolitan magazines, waxing pubic hair, and are weirdly emotional.
See also metrosexual.
HA!HA! Fatty Mike shaves his legs!
fatty mike by anherotaylor August 14, 2007
Related Words

killa mike 

a killa mike is a guy who's dick is so big its hurts the girl he's having sex with or "kills her"...mike is just a common name so that's why we started using it...this is a common saying in western michigan
i heard her screaming all last night from the basement....must've been killa mike
killa mike by bam10 June 15, 2009

Sailor Mike 

A sailor named mike who only comes out a night and has a really long penis (14 inchessss).
Sailor Mike can sail my ship anytime ;)
Sailor Mike by redddrose November 10, 2011

Money Mike 

A Money Mike is someone who thinks they are good at basketball, but they are absolutely garbage. A Money Mike usually also has a "weak chin" or no chin at all.
John: "Remember that kid we played yesterday during the basketball game?"
Tanner: "Ya, he was trash."
Jake: "That Kid was such a Money Mike."

Drunk Mike 

one who pwns
one who drinks a lot of beer
one who pwns while drinking beer

see also: smoke
Drunk Mike pwns Ian and Johan a lot when they play Halo.
Drunk Mike by Mike Bowden March 30, 2004

wierd mike 

sketchy kid on the second floor, inclined to watch lord of the rings with unhot alex. people are better frinds with his bowl than they are with him. every college has a wierd mike...find your own tonight!!
we met wierd mike from the second floor as we searched for the bathroom in a drunken stupor.
wierd mike by eba weba December 28, 2003