A teenage boy or man who isn't fat at all, and is actually quite attractive, but has self-esteem issues like that of a 15-year-old girl.
Fatty mikes are usually straight, but have EXTREMELY feminine qualities, like reading their girlfriend's YM & Cosmopolitan magazines, waxing pubic hair, and are weirdly emotional.
See also metrosexual.
a killa mike is a guy who's dick is so big its hurts the girl he's having sex with or "kills her"...mike is just a common name so that's why we started using it...this is a common saying in western michigan
A Money Mike is someone who thinks they are good at basketball, but they are absolutely garbage. A Money Mike usually also has a "weak chin" or no chin at all.
John: "Remember that kid we played yesterday during the basketball game?"
Tanner: "Ya, he was trash."
Jake: "That Kid was such a Money Mike."
sketchy kid on the second floor, inclined to watch lord of the rings with unhot alex. people are better frinds with his bowl than they are with him. every college has a wierd mike...find your own tonight!!
we met wierd mike from the second floor as we searched for the bathroom in a drunken stupor.