Light switch

Incredibly attractive and erotic women. Capable of turning somebody on as a light switch would.

Jon: Emily was looking bad today.
Alfred: Facts, she is a light switch.

by JohnRanford1993 July 04, 2022

if you're over here who's flickering the lights?

Squidward’s famous words before he got his bussy chopped off by the hash slinging slasher

“I am not flickering the lights you dumb shit”
“if you're over here who's flickering the lights?”

by Bakakakakakak April 28, 2021

Radiant Light Person

(A Reference from Anime series "The Wallflower" )
A Beautiful Glamorous Person that Shimmers and sparkles like a blinding light!
(comic moment)
And to a normal peasant person it will cause a massive nose blood fountain and has to hide from the amazing light.

A-((Glamorous Person enters the room with amazing God glow!))
B-"OMG...its a Radiant Light Person!"
B- Normal person- has to shun away to avoid a massive nose blood Fountain (To late bloody fountain spurts into the air)
B-wuh wuh :(

by Cupcake GI Jane January 20, 2012

Lighting a candle

The act of farting in a hot tub

"Dude, did you just light a candle in my hot tub?"
"Yeah, sorry man, I've been lighting a candle the whole time, the jets were of."

by Omega Supreme July 16, 2024

Lighting a candle

Lighting a candle refers to someone farming in a hot tub

"Dude, did you just light a candle?"
"Yeah, sorry man, I've been lighting a candle the whole time."

by Omega Supreme July 09, 2024

Time undefined until observed by light

Quantum theory for time undefined until observed by light, or tuuls for short, are quantum Particles that exist within an atom that connect the 3rd and 4th dimension once they are observed.

The time undefined until observed by light within the fabric of space resulted in peices of time to appear negative.

by Jefew November 24, 2024

Light a Kite

Go fuck yourself.

Get away from me.

eg- "Mother! go light a kite"

by lightakite April 25, 2018