Flapping

Fapping while your wife falls off the balcony hitting the ground and flails her arms in agony.

I was busy fapping until the wife slipped off the balcony rail, then I was forced to start Flapping

by Balderic March 3, 2018

Flapping Elephant ear

When you are laying under a blanket and fart. You then flap the blanket in the direction of your significant other thus recreating an elephant ear

Last night I farted and used the blanket to elephant ear my boyfriend-this creating a flapping elephant ear

by Shotgun Shawn October 20, 2018

flapping the flag

The act of masturbating

Sorry I missed our meeting, I was flapping the flag.

by JustYourAverageUrban January 15, 2019

flapsandwitch

A vagina that you have eaten personally

Her flapsandwitch was the best I have ever tasted.

by DeWeD July 2, 2021

Flapperdinkle

A Flapperdinkle is an handheld assault gun that is commonly hiding in your rectum, it is used by gangsters in Chicago to counter police pat downs. The weapon itself is a reliable, well built, and destructive machine that is capable of bringing the sweet release of death to anyone in your vicinity. The term ‘Flapperdinkle’ comes from the butt flap in most underclothes of the 19th century, city dwellers would open their rear flap and ‘dinkle’ hostiles.

"I'm gonna kill that brat!" growls Phat Tony
"But boss the cops are all over the place!" pleads Gus
"Don't worry, I got a Flapperdinkle!" Tony states.

by Phat_Tony1835 December 15, 2021

Fruity Flapper

Someone who believes that certain random phrases are actually inappropriate jokes.

"Window Scraper? LAWL!"

"Arthur, you're such a fruity flapper."

by FRICKallgoodusernamesaretaken March 18, 2010

Proper Flapjack

Term used to describe something that is "very good"

I like your footballing skills - they're proper flapjack.

by ouch_that_hurt August 20, 2010