Douchbaggie
Douchbaggie by J-DubliciousGum July 29, 2011
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douchegag
A form of humor about being a douche -- often mistaken for actual douchery by people who don't know you very well. This is very similar to pretending to be a Bro in a humorous way. It is an attempt to be ironic by being more douchey than anyone who knows you would believe you were capable of.
NPH's entire character in How I Met Your Mother or in Harold and Kumar is a Douchegag.
or "Allow me to drop some knowledge on ya."
or "What were you saying? I couldn't hear you while you weren't cooking. Barefoot."
or "Allow me to drop some knowledge on ya."
or "What were you saying? I couldn't hear you while you weren't cooking. Barefoot."
douchegag by NastyButler January 7, 2013
Douchebrag
That guy. The one that's always posting about his insanely awesome life. If you find one in real life, kill it immediately.
Douchebrag by Smallplastictree September 29, 2015
DoucheBaller
The origins of doucheBaller as a word came about in a bar conversation in Redondo Beach, Ca in 2019 about TRUMP.
"He's got his own plane, Trumps a baller. Yeah, but he's kind of a douche." It went back and forth until the drunk word emerged. Beers aside, we all know a few doucheballers. Its not a jealouse thing, its just a thing.
A total douche, that is also kind-of-a-baller... or thinks he or she is a baller, but is actually a total douche! It helps to dress the part!
Lets face it, "all lives well lived have doucheballer moments." Its not all negative. Be the best doucheball you can be! Doucheballer can be asprational as well!
Some that are more baller than douche.
"He's got his own plane, Trumps a baller. Yeah, but he's kind of a douche." It went back and forth until the drunk word emerged. Beers aside, we all know a few doucheballers. Its not a jealouse thing, its just a thing.
A total douche, that is also kind-of-a-baller... or thinks he or she is a baller, but is actually a total douche! It helps to dress the part!
Lets face it, "all lives well lived have doucheballer moments." Its not all negative. Be the best doucheball you can be! Doucheballer can be asprational as well!
Some that are more baller than douche.
DoucheBaller by Doucheballer September 21, 2020
Invisible duchebage
The invisible duchebage is a duchebage masquerading as something else, hiding his true identity. They usually attempt to act all cool and hip for no reason while masking they're duchebaginess. They tend to like ninjas because ninjas can be invisible. Not sure as to how you would expose an invisible duchebage, but they are there trust me.
"Hey, did you see that guy crouching over there and acting all gay? As if noone cna see his lameness". "yea, I did. Almost reminded me of an invisible duchebage".
Invisible duchebage by Blackoperative June 5, 2010
Schrodinger's Douchebag
A person who says stupid stuff without thinking and backtrack, delete their tweet/comment or private when they get backlash.
Douchebag: u gotta be ill to read berserk. LIKE WHERE IS THE ENTERTAINMENT IN THIS
Guy: Your time for the 'shitty take to private account' speedrun was 49:43:00.00 could be better
Douchebag: i went priv to stop the quotes so my mutuals wouldn't have to see..but that didn't help
Everyone: Ok Schrodinger's Douchebag
Guy: Your time for the 'shitty take to private account' speedrun was 49:43:00.00 could be better
Douchebag: i went priv to stop the quotes so my mutuals wouldn't have to see..but that didn't help
Everyone: Ok Schrodinger's Douchebag
Schrodinger's Douchebag by PomuHub March 12, 2022