Elongated dog. commonly called a dachshund. Its nose is rather long and legs are rather small, also known for eating their own shit..
by The Dude Abides June 12, 2008

by chuck van d December 7, 2007

by Drop dog July 29, 2018

Fuckin putrid fogs try rip me bag off.
Shut ya fuckin mouth ya putrid dog
Sit the fuck down ya putrid dog cunt
Shut ya fuckin mouth ya putrid dog
Sit the fuck down ya putrid dog cunt
by Jim my jam April 14, 2017

person 1: “I was just goofing around at 7Elevern and i think i did something 😳”
person 2: “Pretty sure that’s a gernarled-dog that was invented in 97 by purplebh”
person 2: “Pretty sure that’s a gernarled-dog that was invented in 97 by purplebh”
by Andalyn October 16, 2021

She was running late for the party so to speed things up she made a Zen Dog and drank it on the way to Brad's house.
by Kingsly Punkin July 13, 2011

To let down your team or your mates. If you and your mates are trying to get drunk but you're not keeping up with the pace.
by PadraigKelly October 13, 2007
