by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 21, 2021
Get the Granola barsmug. When someone says something that’s an undeniably awesome insult and it compares to a hip hop diss track level of insult (like spitting awesome rap bars)
Aren: My mom was a referee at a basketball game and a chicken walked across the court...why would it do that?
Me: Because the chicken heard the ref was b***ing fouls
Random person: Bars
Me: Because the chicken heard the ref was b***ing fouls
Random person: Bars
by KellsBells814 August 25, 2019
Get the Barsmug. by C-CREW specials December 5, 2020
Get the downriver klondike barmug. by Elithegr8 October 9, 2017
Get the buffy barmug. Dive Bar Yuppie
(noun)
1. A young(ish) professional who spends their weekdays in sweat pants and dress shirts on zoom. Starting their weekends with yoga, they blow their paycheck by last call, yapping about how the happy hour used to be $5. Full of questionable 2000s music decisions.
2. Someone who can name three types of mezcal but still orders a PBR without irony, because she says she likes the way it tastes while wearing a Beachcomber blue ribbon sweatshirt.
3. The kind of person who shows up to a dive bar in loafers, tips well, and will 100% talk your ear off about ai, the roman empire, aliens, or the latest Huberman episode about skipping.
Synonyms:
Hipster-adjacent, Finance bro with feelings, Indie corporate.
See also:
Craft beer snob, Cool coworker, The only one in the dive bar wearing a blazer
(noun)
1. A young(ish) professional who spends their weekdays in sweat pants and dress shirts on zoom. Starting their weekends with yoga, they blow their paycheck by last call, yapping about how the happy hour used to be $5. Full of questionable 2000s music decisions.
2. Someone who can name three types of mezcal but still orders a PBR without irony, because she says she likes the way it tastes while wearing a Beachcomber blue ribbon sweatshirt.
3. The kind of person who shows up to a dive bar in loafers, tips well, and will 100% talk your ear off about ai, the roman empire, aliens, or the latest Huberman episode about skipping.
Synonyms:
Hipster-adjacent, Finance bro with feelings, Indie corporate.
See also:
Craft beer snob, Cool coworker, The only one in the dive bar wearing a blazer
“Dan just got promoted at his marketing job and celebrated with picklebacks at The Rusty Tap—classic dive bar yuppie move.”
by Dive Bar Yuppie April 2, 2025
Get the Dive Bar Yuppiemug. by John Henry Cabbott May 3, 2021
Get the Mastro's Piano Barmug. Describes the state in which you and your friends or stranger are drunk enough to talk about feelings/ lost relationships and general deep talk.
by Feelsbarman July 15, 2022
Get the feels barmug.