candy apple man

Someone who makes weird peculular decisions based on wahtever reason.

'Why did you shave you underarms...it's i bit candy apple man, dont you think?'

by VICKI KARMA November 14, 2006

apple stem

Heavily packed fudge in the urethra of the male partner after anal intercourse.

An apple stem is what you get when you & your male partner slap back door skins. Feces is deposited into the urethra of the male fudge packer (usually during heavy packing). The male fudge packer then tries to urinate but only apple stems come out.

by mace t September 08, 2006

The Rotten Apples

An awesome punk rock that meets new wave band. They are a very original band and the lead singer has an awesome original voice

You can't drive. You're retard
No one can drive but me

by Idiot Paranoia July 17, 2004

Dirty apple

sumthin really bad happens sumthin that sux so bad and u wish u could take it back

u dirty appled my life man!!backwen u find belly button lint in ur apple coz ur bestie has std's coz u gave ther buttocks a squeeze then they get mad at u coz u ruined ther life.

by flowerchild22 July 31, 2006

Armenian Candy Apple

When a apple on a stick is inserted into a nasty ass stinky ass vagina and is eaten by both partners.

My and my wife were hungry so i got an apple and a stick, and she spread her legs and we enjoyed an Armenian Candy Apple.

by Dr. Gobble-dick February 06, 2009

Distraction Apple Bum

A hungry homeless person that runs up to steal the apple after someone uses an distraction apple.

Distraction Apple Bum: OMFG, he's going to use that distraction apple!

Bum: *Bum runs up and steals apple after it hits the floor, then eats it.*

by IIMikII January 08, 2011

green apple trot

when your ass hole leaks of green liquids

i have the green apple trots motherfucker

by cracrahoes October 24, 2019