apple stem

Heavily packed fudge in the urethra of the male partner after anal intercourse.

An apple stem is what you get when you & your male partner slap back door skins. Feces is deposited into the urethra of the male fudge packer (usually during heavy packing). The male fudge packer then tries to urinate but only apple stems come out.

by mace t September 8, 2006

The Rotten Apples

An awesome punk rock that meets new wave band. They are a very original band and the lead singer has an awesome original voice

You can't drive. You're retard
No one can drive but me

by Idiot Paranoia July 16, 2004

Dirty apple

sumthin really bad happens sumthin that sux so bad and u wish u could take it back

u dirty appled my life man!!backwen u find belly button lint in ur apple coz ur bestie has std's coz u gave ther buttocks a squeeze then they get mad at u coz u ruined ther life.

by flowerchild22 September 10, 2008

Armenian Candy Apple

When a apple on a stick is inserted into a nasty ass stinky ass vagina and is eaten by both partners.

My and my wife were hungry so i got an apple and a stick, and she spread her legs and we enjoyed an Armenian Candy Apple.

by Dr. Gobble-dick February 6, 2009

Distraction Apple Bum

A hungry homeless person that runs up to steal the apple after someone uses an distraction apple.

Distraction Apple Bum: OMFG, he's going to use that distraction apple!

Bum: *Bum runs up and steals apple after it hits the floor, then eats it.*

by IIMikII January 8, 2011

floor swimming apple

A sim named apple that when removed from the pool and placed in the house will swim around like they're still in the pool

Look at that floor swimming apple over there! :O

by panda cat February 16, 2009

Minnesota Apple Pie

The Minnesota apple pie

When you collect a female’s period blood and pour it into her anal cavity. Then you lube your penis and it layer it with bread crumbs. Then you proceed to anal fuck her so the period blood covers your penis so it makes a layer of breadcrumbs and blood. Lastly, the female starts sucking your penis completing the Minnesota Apple Pie.

I was hitting jessica with that Minnesota Apple Pie the other night and it was great!

by Autismo the retardo February 19, 2020