Chicken egg and cheese

If you eat this there might be something wrong with you and i think you need to go to the hospital cuz its bacon egg and cheese you dumbass

Customer:Can i get a chicken egg and cheese please?
Worker:Boss get out here
Boss What happened
Worker:She order a chicken egg and cheese
Boss: Call 911 NOW!
Customer:???? Why
10 mins later...
FBI: Where is she

Boss: over there!
FBI: *KIlls Customer*
Everyone:*Dances happily*

by mrohr November 14, 2018

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Get the Chicken egg and cheesemug.

Scrambling my eggs

To masturbate by yourself.

To masterbate in general..

.......yeah.......I was scrambling my eggs this morning..........

I'd like to scramble her eggs......

by #AlexisMason June 4, 2021

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Get the Scrambling my eggsmug.

egg me daddy

When someone wishes to have sperm ejaculated onto them.

Dude, Carol just texted me "egg me daddy".

by Randomnuss November 15, 2016

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Get the egg me daddymug.

egg shit tight

When something is perfection..like a crew of your closest homies partying the right way in New Orleans. A party where shitting in baskets is allowed and the boot is the only thing that can be drunk. Or as some say...extra tight.

Damn that Mario kart winning streak was egg shit tight.

by Joeybahk5000 February 5, 2018

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