nasty turkey

When you are fucking a girl doggy style and you stick your thumb in her ass and wiggle your fingers luke turkey feathers.

I tipped this waitress well by giving her a nasty turkey in the parking lot.

by John Rosemont-Pamo December 17, 2023

Turkey Basting

When a man ejacuates inside of a pregnant woman. More commonly used when the woman is pregnant by a different man

"There goes Patrick, yeah, he's got a thing for turkey basting."

by I.made.dis September 2, 2018

hanging turkey

When you're walking or hiking and have to pee but can't afford to stop, so you turn around and start walking backwards so that you can pee while you walk without getting pee on yourself. The maneuver is named after your exposed cock and balls resembling a turkey beak and waddle. Also called a "walking turkey" or "hanging donkey."

I had to pee during that marathon but didn't want to lose any time, so I turned around and pulled a lil' hanging turkey.

by relentlessbukkake September 1, 2022

Quad Turkey

When you got a thick large dookie in the queue . A dump so fat, it might blow the O ring on the way out.

1. Damn bro, I gotta get home ASAP! Needa dump this quad turkey. 2. Brooo I gotta shit so bad! Think this one’s a quad turkey!

by Quad Turkey August 31, 2022

Thanksgiving Turkey

When you get your boy on all fours on the dinner table while you and your other boy get balls deep in his ass crack and mouth. Then you cum in a blender and make the “turkey” shit in it as well. Blend the mixture up and use a syringe to stuff it back in the “turkey’s” asshole. Next cover the “turkey” in self tan and put it face first in the oven. Get to work on the turkeys asshole by going balls deep in it for a few more minutes then admire the tired, brown, crunchy turkey.

I invited my son down to watch me and Synjun Thanksgiving Turkey my boy Bryce.

by anonymous January 6, 2025

Turkey

The name of a country that couldn’t decide whether it’s east or west, obsessed with cats, tea, smoking and big breakfasts.

Hey let’s go to Turkey and have a two-hour breakfast and then smoke a pack of cigarettes.

by Yeni Cherry October 11, 2025

Thanksgiving Turkey

when you're fisting a chick with breadcrumbs and spices and you lose your watch. then you turkey slap them in the face as your thanksgiving.

I lost my adventure time watch whilst I was knuckles deep in cousin Terry. Then left her with a souvenir of Apollo 11 space programs shuttle. bigcums - thanksgiving turkey

by binnoladen March 12, 2023