Stars in my ass

Anal herpe count in the crease

Man, the stars in my ass hurt like a bitch

by Kid in my Ass June 3, 2015

Real Ass Pitch

Pitch with a real Ass.

Guys that dog is a real ass pitch, i just felt his butt. Its not a fursuit.

by Lasse Jackal November 1, 2019

Waffle ASS

When you have been sitting in the car for over five hours and when you pull over at the local BINGO hut to pinch a loaf and your ass tingles from sitting to long and you know you have little wrinkles on you fat ASS shape like the seat.

DAD! PULL OVER. I have a bad case of Waffle ASS!

by Gilfslayer1 August 9, 2018

grab her ass day

On April 29th a day for guys to grab her ass . It’s not national yet though

Bro grab her ass because today you can it’s grab her ass day

by Mr man tan May 24, 2018

The slow-ass effect

A person who starting to become a clumsy dumbass and yet still hasn't realized why they're mostly ignored in society.

Person 1: hey dude have you seen that car accident next to us?
Person 2: ....what?
Person 1: damn the slow-ass effect is getting in to him

by Damned guy 01 September 13, 2023

Kiss ass

Sub serviant.

You ain't really sub serviant, so quit trying make yourself look like a kiss ass.

by The Original Agahnim July 18, 2021

Masses of asses

A humorous way to refer to a larger number of people.

This is going to be a huge party. Yeah, when do the masses of asses arrive?

by bob_johnson April 4, 2022