come fix my wifi box

it mean they want some head

girl: come fix my wifi box😏

boy: okay bet 🐱🐱🐱

by contralto July 26, 2021

Carry My Pet

A balance of everything. Knows how to win everyone's trust. An animal lover. A solution provider. Caring in nature. Knows how to reunite everyone with their loved ones.

"Not everyone is purr-fect like Carry My Pet is every quality. Only Carry My pet can win your heart as well as the heart of your loved ones"

by Carry My Pet November 24, 2021

kronk my bonk

dancing drunk whilst making out

kronk my bonk please

by flame wolf April 21, 2017

Balls in my poop

Ping pong balls

Ping pong is terrible balls in my poop

by Master oogway is daddy April 29, 2022

gonna beat my mea

Song for sponges that live in pineapples under the sea

SPONGE: GONNA BEAT MY MEAT DOO DOO DOO DOO
Other dude: WTF

by Bestboibuck May 3, 2021

Tossed My Sketti

Eating someones hairy butthole

Ya man, good ole bertha tossed my sketti last night, good thing I took a shower first.

by Greenman2000 September 16, 2021

Flip my lease

A lease transfer or sublet that happens between two people, directly, and transferred digitally.

I got a dope new job in San Fran so I'm going to flip my lease. Peace out, NYC!

My boyfriend cheated on me so I kicked him out but now I can't afford the rent. I guess I gotta flip my lease.

My landlord caught me Airbnbing my apartment in FiDi and I can't afford this rent without Airbnb. I gotta flip my lease.

by leaseflipper June 6, 2016