by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 18, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>The Angel Number ''Three Hundred & Eighty Four'" Is A sign Of Self-Expression<.7.9.7.6.>mug. by TETP May 22, 2021
Get the yeetus self deletusmug. Hym "Self-Checkout Theft... I was high both times... And I have ADD... And I rang-up all of my items... And got distracted by a thought (probably about THIS or something peripherally associated to THIS)... And then I just grabbed them and walked away... And BOTH TIMES... I got to the door and realized that I... Just haven't been paying attention to what my body has been doing for the last 60 seconds and was like 'Oh, shit, wait.. Did I pay for any of this? Oh no! Did anybody see that, shit!' And I know for a fact... That if anybody DID see me... They would think that I was going to steal the shit but I chicken out at the last minute but THAT ISN'T WHAT HAPPENED, I SWEAR! If I wanted to steal from a Walmart I would do it with confidence and get away with it BECAUSE I'M A GENIUS!!! But no... I just forgot... I ate some edibles before going to the store... And, you know... Oops."
by Hym Iam March 27, 2024
Get the Self-Checkout Theftmug. by montemoneyz October 24, 2022
Get the Self Lovemug. by CrazyEeeeee November 29, 2015
Get the self priming pumpmug. Someone who jokingly calls themself a bitch (or any other form of self deprecating humour that is intended to paint the author in a negative light) but then continues to act like one anyway without realising it
Jim-"Yeah im such a dickhead,"
Bob-"yes you are please stfu,"
Jim-"How dare you even say that you twat, you absolute whale dork,"
Bob-"you're a self-unaware-bitch,"
Bob-"yes you are please stfu,"
Jim-"How dare you even say that you twat, you absolute whale dork,"
Bob-"you're a self-unaware-bitch,"
by MrWatermelon484 November 2, 2021
Get the self-unaware-bitchmug. A term from Among Us,a popular game made in 2018,which means for an Imposter to kill a Crewmate and report the body right after to pretend they found a body.However,this term has reached outside of Among Us,in the meaning of someone accusing a person of doing/being something,despite the fact that the person accusing the other person also doing/being whatever they are accusing the other person.
In Among Us:
Cyan:I found a body in Navigation
Red:Body was reported too fast after the round started.This is probably a self report.
In other uses:
Commenter 1:(saying something that would imply they're unemployed)
Commenter 2: Holy unemployed🥀
Commenter 3: @Commenter2 Bro self reported😭🚡
Cyan:I found a body in Navigation
Red:Body was reported too fast after the round started.This is probably a self report.
In other uses:
Commenter 1:(saying something that would imply they're unemployed)
Commenter 2: Holy unemployed🥀
Commenter 3: @Commenter2 Bro self reported😭🚡
by sadbartsimpsonreal October 17, 2025
Get the Self Reportmug.