Two legged twat monkey

Something funny call ya m8

Lou lou ya two legged twat monkey

by Onyx1205 October 2, 2016

twat

jake paul

the twat wants to fight ksi

by pikaitwooninstagramandtiktok April 3, 2022

crispy twat

When a twat is crispy and you can't get any twat.

"I can't get no crispy twat tonight".

by Anal crisp May 3, 2017

Twat

a baby kitten who has not been licked by its mother

Look at that poor twat! Better give it a lick!

Make sure someone licks that twat soon!

by sbroadhead3000 November 28, 2010

TWAT

A hybrid employee who only works in the office on Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday.

Downtown’s so quiet on Fridays when the TWAT crowd isn’t around.

by FRANKLIN🙂 February 12, 2024

Twat yacht

A giant vagina

Josh thinks Monique is a twat yacht for being honest.

by moneekēwa September 14, 2022

Twat

British English slang for a man who is obnoxious but doesn't necessarily realise it. American equivalent would be Douchebag.

Co worker 1: I had to train that new guy the other day and he just wouldn't listen to anything I said and told me how he knows it already, yet he struggled by himself and kept asking me for assistance. Than he got all flustered and started walking around the workplace and getting in everyone's way. Co Worker 2: Yeah I know who your talking about, he seems like a right twat

by Dre_303888 June 29, 2020