TOE AIDS

UNCURABLE TOE NAIL FUNGUS CAUSED BY WEARING MOTHERS SOCKS.

I WORE MY MOTHERS SOCKS AND NOW I HAVE TOE AIDS..

by TOE AIDS January 19, 2023

Faux-toe

Another word for a “pocket pussy, a fake ass pussy, a jerk stick.”

“Yo bro I found your faux-toe under my bed.” “When’s the last time you cleaned your faux-toe?”

by anonymous January 21, 2023

Faux-toe

A new and improved name for a “pocket pussy, fake ass pussy, or jerk stick.” Referring to the toe like appearance of the female organ.

“Yo bro I found your fuckin faux-toe under my bed!” “That guy looks like he has a collection of faux-toes to use on himself.”

by Macho Camacho January 21, 2023

Toe Nail

When two cousins, most likely female, want to brag about fucking in front of their not so oblivious family

“Yo, Sally, that’s a wicked toe nail you got there.” Weird Uncle: “What the fuck are y’all talking about toe nails for?”

by Banana Slug Daddy January 25, 2023

National Toe Licker Day

September 17th a day where boys and girls can lick each other’s zesty ass toes.

Boy 1: Guys it’s September 17th you know what that means, get down on the ground and get those musty crusty toes out.
Girl 1: Awh man it’s National Toe Licker day.
The lesbian couple: You know what time it is ;)).

by SkvllF4c3 January 30, 2023

Toe nut supreme

The act of ejaculating on your partners toes and then eating your own cum off their toes.

Your feet are so sexy I wanna turn those piggies into a toe nut supreme! I love toe nutting!

by Oneforeatone February 3, 2023

Toe Tongin

A form of extreme intimacy known only by the realest of couples. Usually experienced while laying together in bed or under the dining room table while sharing a meal, the big toes of two lovers are interlaced and held together for extended periods of time, deepening their connection with every passing minute.

Milly - Brad was raging last night because the Uber driver was going to take 3hrs to deliver our pizza, but once I told him to take off his shoes and interlace toes with me, he calmed right down. Ain’t nothin soothe his soul like a good quality toe tongin!

by MillyMuscleMummy February 15, 2023