toaster waffles

Toaster waffles are the totaly awsome breakfast food that takes like 30 seconds to make!!!

man: Hey mom! im hungry!
mom:Make some waffles!
man:Mom! im 45 years old, i don't have the time!
mom:There is some toaster waffles in the freezer
man:Sweet!!! now i can get back to my W.O.W. faster!!!Thanks mom.

by robertdesantis November 5, 2010

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Waffle

White Folks or white people...

The waffle around here be keeping a brotha down! Those dam Waffles!!

by Ivy Waterfall December 22, 2020

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Waffling

Some one who keeps talking and doesn’t know when to shut up for no apparent reason

Hugo doesn’t know when to shut up he’s always waffling

by Hugo smells June 16, 2022

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Waffle Stomping

The act of using your foot to smush excrement through a shower drain.

“Dude, I showed my girlfriend how I do the Waffle Stomping trick and she found it awesome!”

by Dilsers May 31, 2021

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Toilette Waffle

Taking a dump between someone’s but cheeks and squeezing them together like a waffle press.

Hey y’all, did you here that sally created a toilette waffle with stew, totally surprised her mom!

by Network_penguin December 31, 2024

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Twat Waffle

The idiot that gets on your last damn nerve. The person you know that suffers from excessive verbal diarrhea. The one you want to smack in the face with a pick-axe. Also know as Robert.

Robert is such a twat waffle.

by Idktwats March 28, 2019

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