jesus lover

1. A christian
esp. a fanatical or ignorant one.

Damn jesus lovin bumper stickers. I aint goin to ya Jesus Lovin church you stinkin Jesus Lover!

by Kim and Kathy June 27, 2003

Jesus murphy

A character in "The Heretic," a one-man show by Christian Conner.

"Jesus Murphy, evangelical atheist"
-"The Heretic" by Christian O'Conner

by Tristan October 22, 2003

Raptor Jesus

A meme refering to the Transformers Beast Wars character Dinobot. Raptor Jesus died for the sins of the Maximals and two seasons later was reborn a Transmetal 2 Predacon. Both times he sacrificed himself to advance the plot.
He sometimes appears jokingly as an image macro selling babies on image boards or in votive candles (citation needed).

Raptor Jesus is my 3D cybernetic dinosaur savior!

by RbK1981 March 17, 2008

black jesus

nickname for mike vick

man u see black jesus on dat 60 yard run to win tha game?? damn and hes a QB

by Griff July 1, 2004

too jesus

1. one who is really religious

2. one who would not be a good partner due to his/her beliefs in christianity

I really like that guy but he is too jesus for me

by chaco14 June 28, 2010

new jesus

new boyfriend, co-worker, boss, assorted "little lord fauntleroy" trumped up, and pumped up as the new saviour!

here comes judy with her brand new jesus!

steve mcfoolsis is going to turn this office around, hes' going to be the new jesus!

by michael foolsley November 19, 2009

Rappin’ For Jesus

A American song to encourage Highschool kids to be Christian, you might know it for:
“That’s Why Jesus Christ is my {N-Word}”

Highschool Kid: *Does absolutely nothing*

The Christian dudes: Listen to Rappin’ For Jesus

by Markalius February 5, 2020