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Virgin donkey cunt

A drink that not only leaves you on all fours after you drink one, but one that allows anyone or anything, including a donkey, to take advantage of you
"I ordered a virgin donkey cunt last night & woke up in a barn smelling like a jackass"
by BG71 April 18, 2017
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Hawaiian Donkey Punch

Letting a Donkey stick their hooves in your lubed Anal cavity. Size doesn't matter.
OMG! I'm gonna do the Hawaiian donkey punch after school!!!!
by Alice18527 June 20, 2016
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Dirty Donkey-E

It's a anal "Donkey Punch" and as your partner lays out cold, you finish it off with a "Dirty Sanchez" by rubbing your dick across thier upper lip". Invented by a guy name Erik. Thus the name Dirty Donkey-E.
Police investigators where perplexed when they found a girl out cold with her pants down wearing a shit mustashe. They came to the conclusion that she had given the Dirty Donkey-E.
by sivebak October 6, 2011
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donkey ball licker

a person who likes to suck a donkeys dick and balls .
amy sucked and licked jonny pet donkey

donkey ball licker
by weedica91 January 26, 2018
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donkey nut buckle

when you put a girl on her hands and knees and have sexual intercourse until you both ejaculate at the same time and creates a clog in both the vagina and penis urethra making the sexual organs cripple for a few days until the clog is fixed
John: "mate lets go out and get laid tonight"
Nick: "na cant mate, she hit me with the donkey nut buckle last night"
John: "..."
by nigger ching chong September 14, 2018
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donkey deuche

when a man has sexual relations with a female donkey the donkey must be cleaned out with a deuche before its next encounter. the female donkey must be cleaned with this deuche to ensure years of healthy well being.
in the movie clerks 2, there is a donkey show where you can make love to a donkey "kinky kelly" for 500 bucks. the donkey must be cleaned out with a donkey deuche between performances.
by bob plumblow March 15, 2008
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Donkey Dong

Donkey Dong aka DD (Noun): A penis that is very skinny but VERY HAIRY!! Hairy to the point to where it looks like you have a dog dick that's HAIRY like donkey kong.
EWW! You have a donkey dong!! I ain't fuckin any more!
by Devneesssss July 23, 2017
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