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Hock Ham

by killdtheone1 August 4, 2010
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Ham chizzit

When you are at a car boot sale and there’s no price on anything add you’ve picked up the courage to ask whilst no one else is around and you’ve not quite got the confidence to make an offer outright
Scuse me mate, Ham Chizzit?”
by Living Woman May 21, 2022
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Ham

One who entertains in a silly-goofy, childlike manner. Loves to entertain and act as comedic relief, can be theatrical.
Omg, Connor was being such a ham the other day when he made the entire coffee shop lol with his over the top comments and expressions.
by BigIz69 May 9, 2022
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ham certains

young vaginal flaps before it turns into roastbeef certains
man she had tasty ham certains
by pauky dounut October 24, 2008
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Oh honey ham my jam

Person A: The beats about to drop!
Person B: Oh honey ham my jam!
by Smoshyrocker February 19, 2015
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Ham Blamwich

When you blam into someone else's ham sandwich.
Dude why did you give me a Ham Blamwich?
by Gibbyme December 31, 2018
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Darvin Ham

The most retardedest, stupid, dumbest, fatest, most garbage ass coach to ever grace the beautiful National Basketball Association. He is considered retarded by many. Often times, he is spotted playing "pocket pool" courtside instead of coaching the Los Angeles Lakers. Some people refer to this demon spawn as "darvin hamas." This idiot has done his absolute best to sabotage the end of the greatest person to ever touch an NBA basketball, Lebron James Sr. He started off his Lakers tenure 1-9. In his own NBA career, he averaged 2.7 points per game, now Jeanie Buss calls upon him to coach Lebron. On many occasions, he has overruled Lebron's attempts at challenging plays, most recently on April 27th, 2024, in game 4 against the Denver Nuggets. He is considered to be in an ongoing love affair with Los Angeles Lakers player, Taurean Prince. One of his favorite things to do is run a four guard lineup, which involves playing for players at one time who specialize at PG/SG. He has even done this when down three games to zero in an NBA playoff series.
"What a dumbass decision, he must be pulling a Darvin Ham"
by Professor Nate April 27, 2024
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