cop a shit

It's a verb for when you're totally bullshitting something, making it up as you go along, winging it, it's a fail, etc.
Person A: Man, this test is hard as fuck!

Person B: Yeah, I know Imma just have to cop a shit.

OR

Girlfriend: Do you think this top makes me look fat?

Boyfriend: Uhhh... (to self) I'm totally copping a shit.... (outloud) No, of course not! Pffff, no!

OR

Teacher: What's the contrapositive of the inverse statement?

Student: Hmm.... (totally copping a shit) There's no such thing??
by purple_swagger January 31, 2012
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sandnigger shit

a good saying to use when u get pissed and are talking to a sandnigger
The line at Mcdonalds

Caucasion guy (nerd); excuse me, do fries come with that?

sandnigger; bitch nigga shit you damn nerd, MOVE

nerd; sandnigger shit, I was here first

sandnigger; ok, you've got it nerdlegs, I don't want to beat your ass, ill get nerd juice on my clothes.
by sandnigger%! June 27, 2013
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shit script

1. (n) Doctors writting
2. (v) to write very sloppy
3. (adj) in the manner of a doctor
King Kurry VII- That looks like Chineese, is that Clerical script or cursive script?
Beanerous Brokus I- No its my doctors note, its written in shit script.

Beanerous Brokus I- Wow that is the greatest sentence ever, I dont care if its legible, Ima shit script it before I forget.

Beanerous Brokus I - Man I hate reading his papers, he has shit script wrtting
by Beanerous Brokus I May 31, 2006
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Shit Cobbler

The aroma that arises when one attempts to cover up the stench of a bowel movement with fruity scented air freshener.
"Dude, did you just bake a shit cobbler?!?"
by SuperMadScientist December 20, 2011
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Smirnoff Shits

Runny smelly diarrhea after an evening of drinking Smirnoff Ice.
I am miserable today, I drank too much last night and have the Smirnoff Shits!
by B_Landie September 21, 2010
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Shit's Silly

when the impossible suddenly becomes possible. often used when something unimaginable occurrs.

During the 2001 World Series, Game 4. Yankees Vs. Diamondbacks. Diamondbacks lead by two runs, bottom of the ninth, two outs. One man on. Tieing run at the plate.
Boy 1: Yo, callin' this right here. Tino knocks one out of the park. I feel it yo.
Boy 2: Get the fuck out of here. That shits never gonna happen yo.
Tino goes long.
Boy 1: Holy shit! what'd i tell you.
Boy 2: Fuck dude, shit's silly right there, shit is fucking silly.
by Pensky May 08, 2006
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Shit-cocked

A phrase used to describe a state of excessive drunkenness.

Also smashed, hammered, blitzed, wasted, shitfaced, crunked, etc.
Wow, Billy got shit-cocked last night.
by JohnCap May 08, 2006
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