shit is bananas

A term coined in Gwen Stefani's fun track 'Holler back girl'.

your shit is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

by Shikuanne August 1, 2008

cop a shit

It's a verb for when you're totally bullshitting something, making it up as you go along, winging it, it's a fail, etc.

Person A: Man, this test is hard as fuck!

Person B: Yeah, I know Imma just have to cop a shit.

OR

Girlfriend: Do you think this top makes me look fat?

Boyfriend: Uhhh... (to self) I'm totally copping a shit.... (outloud) No, of course not! Pffff, no!

OR

Teacher: What's the contrapositive of the inverse statement?

Student: Hmm.... (totally copping a shit) There's no such thing??

by purple_swagger March 1, 2012

Smirnoff Shits

Runny smelly diarrhea after an evening of drinking Smirnoff Ice.

I am miserable today, I drank too much last night and have the Smirnoff Shits!

by B_Landie September 21, 2010

Shit Cobbler

The aroma that arises when one attempts to cover up the stench of a bowel movement with fruity scented air freshener.

"Dude, did you just bake a shit cobbler?!?"

by SuperMadScientist December 25, 2011

Shit's Silly

when the impossible suddenly becomes possible. often used when something unimaginable occurrs.

During the 2001 World Series, Game 4. Yankees Vs. Diamondbacks. Diamondbacks lead by two runs, bottom of the ninth, two outs. One man on. Tieing run at the plate.
Boy 1: Yo, callin' this right here. Tino knocks one out of the park. I feel it yo.
Boy 2: Get the fuck out of here. That shits never gonna happen yo.
Tino goes long.
Boy 1: Holy shit! what'd i tell you.
Boy 2: Fuck dude, shit's silly right there, shit is fucking silly.

by Pensky May 17, 2006

unorthodox shit

Shit that is irregular, misshapen, out of order, not timely, unconventional, mysterious, non sensible, bass akwards or generally fucked up. May also be a descriptive term for a feces produced after consuming a vegetarian omelette MRE.

Gawd dayum, that's some unorthodox shit!

by Diamond Dave 55 May 29, 2017

rate-shit

When a person, place, thing, or idea sucks so bad that it is completely intolerable. You can think of the term "rate-shit" as giving a rating or score to something that sucks so bad, that it cant possibly fit anywhere on a scale of 1 to 10.

example 1- I tried to sharpen this pencil, but the lead keeps breaking and falling out. This pencil is rate-shit.

example 2- My friend, Kyle Martin, had a rate-shit invention idea for a futuristic DVD player.

example 3- The state Montana, found in the northern region of the United States of America, is rate-shit.

by Curtis Maximus October 25, 2009