How to reading rainbow someone: Tell the person that you’re speaking with something interesting to the point where they are genuinely interested in the topic. When you reach the point where you think the person is most interested in what you have to say and asks you a question about the topic, respond by saying “Read the damn book…ba da da.” (3 note tune that is played in the actual show when a kid would give a book report and cut you off mid-story leaving you in serious suspense). Then inform them that they just got reading rainbowed. You can switch it up and when someone doesn’t believe what you’re telling them; respond by saying “But you don’t have to take my word for it, read the damn book…ba da da."

Tom: Did you know that it’s possible to slow down time when you’re traveling at the speed of light?
Mike: No way, that’s not even possible.
Tom: Yes it is, there have been a lot of studies done on it.
Mike: Wow, how did they figure that out?
Tom: Read the damn book son…ba da da.
Mike: Huh?
Tom: You just got reading rainbowed.

Reading Rainbowed by 13th May 7, 2011

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Puking Rainbows

When you eat too many skittles, and then you throw up.

Damn bro, you really ate all those skittles?
Yea- 'throws up'
Ooh that's pretty bad, you're puking rainbows!

Puking Rainbows by lecuaqq June 24, 2022

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Sonic Rainboom

A Rainboom made by rainbow dash in the MLP series.

Rainbow dash made a sonic rainboom to save rarity at the episode 'sonic rainboom'.

Sonic Rainboom by Rainbowsandra June 15, 2016

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RainbowDash

RainbowDash is a pony character from the show My Little Pony. In the new generation (My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic) RainbowDash has a rainbow mane and tail, blue body, blue wings, pink/magenta eyes and has a rainbow thunderbolt coming out of a cloud as a cutie mark. (Cutie Mark-A mark on the pony's 'flank' when they find a special talent they have. Usually gotten at a young age) RainbowDash is famous for being fast, braggy-ish, adventurous. And for her catch fraise "It needs to be about 20% cooler". RainbowDash and her friends are so famous that they take parts in Fanfics such as "Cupcakes", "Rainbow Factory", and "My Little Dashie" (I suggest you don't read Cupcakes or Rainbow Factory, it's a bit gory.)

1. Girl: Who's your favourite pony?
Boy: Fluttershy and Rarity
Girl: That's a shame
Boy: Why?
Girl: RainbowDash is about 20% cooler

RainbowDash by PeanutbutterPenis November 15, 2012

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