potatocake

Cool, buff and handsome guy who has daily changes of career direction. Universally admired by women.

Wow what a potatocake

by Gramyre January 23, 2004

Crusty Potato

The guy eats out the girl while she's on her period. He lets the blood dry on his face, then peels off the 'crusty potato.'

I wonder if that guy knows he forgot to peel his crusty potato?

by SirDumpsalot January 3, 2009

Sex Potato

comes from the term "couch potato". means someone who is completely lazy in terms of sex and does absolutely nothing, leaving their partner to do all the work.

person number one: so...me and hailey had sex last night
person number two: really? how was it?
person number one: awful. she was such a sex potato.

by vampiregurl98 December 15, 2013

Pretty Little Potato

Someone who is extremely attractive, but has really no personality. In fact they have so little personality it is comparable to a potato hence the name.

Me: Ben is a pretty little potato.
Friend: What is a pretty little potato?
Me: You know someone who is hot, but really bland, like a raw potato.

by jchisel September 1, 2012

Potatohead

A Latin American person of indigenous descent, typically with a round potato shaped head.

I took a trip to La Paz, Bolivia and man...there were Potatoheads everywhere.

by Yuccaface January 4, 2012

mashed potatoes

n. A starchy fictional food, looks like glue, or diarrhea. In fiction, it is manifestly made from mashing potatoes (peeled or unpeeled), or sometimes baked, potatoes with a ricer, fork or potato masher.

In real life, it is not possible to mash a potato.

See also Wonka Bar.

"I'm going to make some mashed potatoes."
"That's ridiculous, they don't exist!"

by Some wise guy aha! August 16, 2009

potato war

a potato war is a battle consisting of 2 sides in which the 2 sides throw potatoes at the other. The two sides will usually buy the potatoes from any local grocery while getting angry looks and threats from old ladies and subway workers prior to the war. There are no rules in a potato war, although it would be ill advised to throw below the belt, but it is a risk you take because of the comedic effects that ensue.

Instead of going to the movies, we went behind henry's and had the first of what will be many potato wars.

by Jordan T Lee July 5, 2007