Smirnoff Shits

Runny smelly diarrhea after an evening of drinking Smirnoff Ice.

I am miserable today, I drank too much last night and have the Smirnoff Shits!

by B_Landie September 21, 2010

Shit's Silly

when the impossible suddenly becomes possible. often used when something unimaginable occurrs.

During the 2001 World Series, Game 4. Yankees Vs. Diamondbacks. Diamondbacks lead by two runs, bottom of the ninth, two outs. One man on. Tieing run at the plate.
Boy 1: Yo, callin' this right here. Tino knocks one out of the park. I feel it yo.
Boy 2: Get the fuck out of here. That shits never gonna happen yo.
Tino goes long.
Boy 1: Holy shit! what'd i tell you.
Boy 2: Fuck dude, shit's silly right there, shit is fucking silly.

by Pensky May 17, 2006

shit script

1. (n) Doctors writting
2. (v) to write very sloppy
3. (adj) in the manner of a doctor

King Kurry VII- That looks like Chineese, is that Clerical script or cursive script?
Beanerous Brokus I- No its my doctors note, its written in shit script.

Beanerous Brokus I- Wow that is the greatest sentence ever, I dont care if its legible, Ima shit script it before I forget.

Beanerous Brokus I - Man I hate reading his papers, he has shit script wrtting

by Beanerous Brokus I June 1, 2006

Shit-cocked

A phrase used to describe a state of excessive drunkenness.

Also smashed, hammered, blitzed, wasted, shitfaced, crunked, etc.

Wow, Billy got shit-cocked last night.

by JohnCap May 17, 2006

shit is bananas

A term coined in Gwen Stefani's fun track 'Holler back girl'.

your shit is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

by Shikuanne August 1, 2008

shit gitch

when someones underwear is dirty or is soiled

he has shit gitch

by junglebug1010 September 14, 2014

blind shit

When you go to the bathroom without checking if there is any toilet paper

John went to the bathroom at night, sat down to do his thing and realised, there is no toilet paper, John has taken a blind shit.

by Jarvisen January 15, 2016