Simple male 

Usually displays Neandotholic characteristics, such as basic intelligence, little co-ordination, unaware of social boundaries, poor hygene and basic needs(sex,food,sleep). Will dissapoint wherever possible. Must brag about any sexual conquest, usually to people who dont care. Will share information that the subject said he didnt want anyone to know about, to boost ego or seem momentarily interesting.

1.Errrrr, sex or food? Both.

Average Male: Jesus Christ you stink!

Simple Male: But i dipped my balls in the sink.

Average Male: Why is that acceptable?

Simple Male: Im off for a shag

Simple male by lijolwe March 17, 2009

Quality Male

The sort of male you won't find in a local bar in, say, Michigan.

When Posh Spice is not playing her xylobone, she is out shopping for quality males at the piggly wiggly.

Quality Male by daveid42 July 28, 2012

shadow male 

someone sneaky, sly and drop dead gorgeous .if you have a shadow around they'll never leave you alone and will stalk you which is good because if you become lovers a shadow will always look after you and do what you say ... but will also cheat on you.

jane: did you see shadow anywhere last night?
lucy: yeah
jane: shadow male is cheating on me that sneaky sly and drop dead gorgeous guy never leaves me alone and stalks me but sleeps with another girl!
jane: really where did he say where he was going ?
lucy: yeah he said to the condomn that he was going in
jane: where!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lucy: kitty cat

shadow male by atrix January 2, 2015

mysterious male 

Reuben

Reuben, a very interesting crooner more commonly described as a 'mysterious male'

mysterious male by hellogreenbanana December 23, 2015

Malign male hyperplasia 

When a male ego gets to big. When he inhibits himself by having the need to be the greatest in everything when he picks a partner. When he wants to be smarter, taller and earn more money than his lady even though he would have the chance to increase survival of his offspring by doing the opposite.

Man, that dude just turned down that extraordinary lady.

Yeah, she is a medical dr and also taller than him.

Yeah, he prefers to carry the economical burden and be the bigger man by himself. She asked me if he didn't like him and i answered her that probably the dude is just suffering from, malign male hyperplasia.

Malign male hyperplasia by Louise Berglund January 19, 2017

Fuh-male 

A better female or also known as a fake female/trap/trans.

I'm a fuh-male

Fuh-male by Bakagun July 13, 2017

Beta male

simon bjork

simme b is beta male

Beta male by bet sadasdasd October 5, 2017