Jacob

Jacob is a handsome young nice man, he’s normally got brown hair and mostly blue or green eyes. Jacob’s very passive towards friends always smiles and shows his good kind side. When looking for friends he struggles a bit to talk but it doesn’t stop him from trying. To his family he’s lovely but sometimes can be very annoying to get attention. Also he can get very angry when play video games, this can turn him into saying nasty things towards family and peers. Finally he has a huge 10 inch whale cock that pleasures anyone who dares to try it, it’s a madness when any girl gets on that bed.

“Jacob is the bestest friend who will ever meet, you’ll regret him if you let him go.”

by Urbanised dictionarier November 22, 2021

Jacob

Jacob is easily the hottest person in your school. He can make anyone smile with one stupid joke, and has the most perfect hair, wonderful personality, good music taste, and gives the best hugs ever. Just one look at him and your heart races. His beautiful brown eyes and warm smile makes him top any other stereotypical hot dude easily. Always the life of the party and has the best dick ever. So many people want him but if he loves you he'll make sure you know. If you have a Jacob, never. Ever. Let go. Jacob is the best thing to happen to anyone, and for some reason, his mom sucks like always.

Person: omg your dating Jacob?
Other person: yes, and I love him more than anything.

by Iove y0uu May 10, 2022

Jacob B

A Jacob Bourne is someone who loves Charlies and sucks their tits.

Jacob B: Are you a Charlie cause i wanna suck your tits.

by jacobs like charlies November 3, 2019

Jacob

A really gay person who has 1 friend and is single. He typically loves guys and is gay af! He always has poop in his pants!

Person 1: Jacob is gay
Person 2: YES OFF HIS NAME IS JACOB

by AnnoyingCow1365 December 3, 2019

Jacob sweat

You see him you run

Oh no it’s Jacob sweat

by Garry the gorilla October 22, 2019

Jacob

A bitch with big feet and a big ol heart

girl #1 : EW JACOB

girl #2 : he’s got such a big Dick!

by Sillyconnerandbacontalkies July 5, 2022

Jacob

A tall, slim, mALE with an annoying as hell voice who walks around looking like freaking slenderman. He's shit at fortnite and always comes 56th. However, he usually uses other peoples victory screenshots and puts them on snapchat to act as if he's amazing at fortnite. In reality, he's not. Jacob is just an annoying thot who prefers to play on minecraft servers and roleplay with his 8 year old pixel friends

Jacob: neeydyshegfrgweuqdsyf

Random kiddo: shut up, you're actually so annoying

by Sir Cunty McCuntface June 6, 2018