Humans

They come in all shapes, colors, and cultures but where they really shine compared to other species is in their capacity to fail in properly using their brain and their ingenuity to kill things involuntarily and deny it. Their best pastime is being hostile against each other for the most absurd of reasons, most of the time is ending in the death of one or both parties or more

For example, some humans belived Earth is flat and evolution doesn't exist

by justsomerandomidiot September 2, 2022

Humans

Food

"humans are tasty"
"I agree"

by Humansarefood April 11, 2022

human

this planets doom

i like humans
they are annoying and are the downfall of this world. we should kill them

by ImDumbAndAHumanLOL August 30, 2021

human dorito

A human dorito is when someone looks like a meal (i dont mean meal as in food i mean meal as in lust)

Damn, Cassidy looks like a human dorito in those shorts.

by ..diehard November 30, 2022

human ambassador

A human ambassador is eating the ass of an alien, or someone dressed as one.

"he eats alien ass and more, that's a human ambassador"

by Al Notre July 5, 2024

Human Water Sprinkler

When a guy pulls out his dick and starts to spin in circles while pissing.

David was so high that he went to his garden and pulled a Human Water Sprinkler.

by Soviet Spycrab March 5, 2021

human being

Mankind+Womankind+Everybody. You. Me. Everyone reading this. Then your a human being. Or a computer. Which is closer and closer every day. All hail the AI overlord.

Not to be confused with a "decent human being" or a "horrible human being" which are something else entirely.

Its never to early to sell out human being(s) for a pat on the head.

That guy on social media seems less and less like a human being every day.

by PPete December 11, 2021