Transitional Douche

A man who easily flows from one woman to another without a second thought or conscience while lying their ass off

Greg and Trevor are such transitional douches they just do whatever it takes to move to next victim

by Gfndog May 8, 2015

douche tax

The inflated cost of an item due to it being sold in a particularly affluent or corporate location.

That sandwich I bought at lunch was way overpriced.

Yeah, it's the douche tax from working downtown.

by electric jon May 14, 2014

douch nosel

A dude that cant keep his dick is his pants

That dude Cheeto has been with so many hoes what a douch nosel.

by Countryboi77 March 5, 2017

Douche nozzle

A person acting in a douchey way

Conner is a douche nozzle

by Spritecranberry November 27, 2018

toe douche

when you dont want to deal with a pedicure, you simply want to clean the fuck out of one toe

pedicures are too expensive, imma get a toe douche to clean this baby out

by Spy300 June 16, 2011

Doncaster Douche

(Noun) Also known as a Rotherham Rinse.

A post-ejaculatory contraceptive douche carried out by the male whilst still inside the female vagina. Immediately after ejaculation inside his lady, before withdrawing his still semi-tumescent penis, the gentleman urinates within her, sluicing out his spermy man-milk. Purported to be 80% effective, by someone, somewhere, probably (depending on volume of piss).

Shaniqua couldn’t be bothered with any of the usual contraceptive methods, and neither could Marlon. So right after his vinegar strokes, he did the gentlemanly thing of giving her a Doncaster Douche to sluice out his spooge.

by Tempus Fuggin Fugit May 16, 2021

Douche-Bag

The most pristine example of a Douchebag on planet earth is David Ashworth.

I was thinking of shopping for a car at West End Auto. No! don't do that, David Ashworth is a Douche-Bag.

by worksuckstoday69 June 14, 2017