5 definitions by Tempus Fuggin Fugit
The wedding night: After a wonderful day, Winona wondered when she might get a peek at Walter’s famously huge marriage muscle...
by Tempus Fuggin Fugit April 1, 2021
(Noun) Also known as a Doncaster Douche.
A form of post-ejaculatory contraceptive douche carried out by the male whilst his penis is still inside the vagina. After ejaculating inside his lady, the gentleman urinates within her, sluicing out his spermy man-milk. Purported to be 95% effective, by someone, somewhere, probably (depending on volume of piss).
A form of post-ejaculatory contraceptive douche carried out by the male whilst his penis is still inside the vagina. After ejaculating inside his lady, the gentleman urinates within her, sluicing out his spermy man-milk. Purported to be 95% effective, by someone, somewhere, probably (depending on volume of piss).
I did t’business with Dwayne t’other night in t’alleyway ‘round t’back o’ t’chippy. It were right romantic an’ all. He’s very considerate — to stop uz gettin’ preggers again, he gave uz a Rotherham Rinse to wash out his little swimmers.
by Tempus Fuggin Fugit May 16, 2021
(Noun) Also known as a Rotherham Rinse.
A post-ejaculatory contraceptive douche carried out by the male whilst still inside the female vagina. Immediately after ejaculation inside his lady, before withdrawing his still semi-tumescent penis, the gentleman urinates within her, sluicing out his spermy man-milk. Purported to be 80% effective, by someone, somewhere, probably (depending on volume of piss).
A post-ejaculatory contraceptive douche carried out by the male whilst still inside the female vagina. Immediately after ejaculation inside his lady, before withdrawing his still semi-tumescent penis, the gentleman urinates within her, sluicing out his spermy man-milk. Purported to be 80% effective, by someone, somewhere, probably (depending on volume of piss).
Shaniqua couldn’t be bothered with any of the usual contraceptive methods, and neither could Marlon. So right after his vinegar strokes, he did the gentlemanly thing of giving her a Doncaster Douche to sluice out his spooge.
by Tempus Fuggin Fugit May 16, 2021
And with a deft flick of her wrist, Prunella had Cuthbert’s tummy truncheon out of his pants and was sucking on it for all she was worth.
by Tempus Fuggin Fugit April 1, 2021
Pronounced as ‘Beechers Brook’ —
(Noun) The perineum, male or female; the area between the anus and vagina or scrotum. Named after the notorious fence of the Grand National horse race event at Aintree Racecourse, Liverpool, England.
(Noun) The perineum, male or female; the area between the anus and vagina or scrotum. Named after the notorious fence of the Grand National horse race event at Aintree Racecourse, Liverpool, England.
As Sir Tarquil Smallbone slipped his throbbing gristle into Lady Ethel’s love tunnel, he knew that only the small partition of her Becher’s Brook lay between him and a journey up her Bourneville Boulevard.
by Tempus Fuggin Fugit April 1, 2021