Square Donkey 

In polish, a saying meaning "idiot".

"You're a square donkey!"

Square Donkey by Sebastian32 November 3, 2008

drooling donkey 

when you get dome from someone that has alka-seltzer in their mouth.

Dude, i got so drunk last night, and i got a drooling donkey from that fat chick.

drooling donkey by dah-veed, bobby, josh February 18, 2009

Gouch Donkey 

Where your Gouch Wagon becomes so full that you become a slave or "donkey" to your gouch wagon. Friends may refer to you as a gouch donkey once your gouch wagon becomes so sweaty and smelly.

Jebediah: Tony your gouch stinks so bad!!
Tony: sorry i can't help it, I worked up a gouch wagon
Jebediah: Go and take a shower then you fuckin gouch donkey

Gouch Donkey by Extremegouch2000 November 3, 2010

Slew Donkey 

A very ugly girl who thinks shes hawt. Usually lurks around in bars and clubs waitin to sexually assault and take advantage of dumb fuck males who are too drunk to defend themselves. Usually has the name Ashley, but can apply to others who fit the description.

"Man i took that slew donkey home from the bar last night, you know, the one you took home the night before?"

Slew Donkey by baconstrips May 21, 2012

Sewer Donkey 

When a person (either sex) is a sweet little angel, goody two shoes, whole hearted sweetheart etc, when at home/ around the community. Then proceeds to be a party hungry, attention seeking, sloppy, whore when the night falls/ leaves the country.

Friend 1 - " So apparently my Jesus loving, church camp counsellor, never been drunk in her life sister is living it up half way across the world getting wasted and getting pictures with strange dudes. Thanks for the update facebook."
Friend 2 - " Nice. Your sisters a sewer donkey."
Friend 1 - "Dick."

Randy loved going to all the bible college parties because 8/10 times he would take home a sewer donkey.

Sewer Donkey by Wayne Moonwalker May 9, 2014

slobber donkey 

A girl who will literally blow any guy that talks to her.

Don't go near that girl bro, she's such a slobber donkey, I heard she blew the whole football team in under a week.

slobber donkey by Urban Nugget August 15, 2016

A donkey for a trade 

An expression that refers to someone or something being traded up. An updated and more exotic way of saying "she/he is out of your league."

For example, when walking past an oddly matched couple, you may say, " that guy is a donkey for a trade." donkey trade league expression she/he exotic updated

A donkey for a trade by Penelope VonLoyder IV October 10, 2018