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Astral child

A child that is born from a human as a spirit, due to them breeding with one.
(e.g. 'A god and human had an astral child together and he was raised by his divine parent in the godly realm').
by Diana Lucius DeCollis January 5, 2025
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Child Abuse

Every parent in America commits child abuse because they cannot provide kinder eggs for there children.
by mondaymornings August 8, 2022
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Child support

A monthly financial payment that mothers in Vermont have to pay deadbeat dads.
Judge "I hereby order mother to pay father $$1000/month in child support. Sorry, mother, I know he abused the child and he makes more money than you. But he hid his money really well and Perjured himself ... Shrug So, obviously, there's nothing I can do. Anyway, enjoy your life we destroyed. Court is adjourned."
by Profound Observations July 13, 2025
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Child

They are very hot and can seduce you to do anything they want. You can find one in a park
Man that child is hot
by The chicken nuggets man November 6, 2020
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Child

I don't fucking know but my fucking friend keeps saying it and I hate it
Woman: "um, child so"
by Breuhu November 1, 2019
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National Run Over A Child

One September 9th you get to run over children (not me though).
Me: It’s September 9th

My friend: Oh yea it National Run Over A Child day hop in!
by Hyper103 August 20, 2021
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Child

"why can't i go to the bar?"
Because you are a child"
"I AM NOT A CHILD, I AM A BIG MAN"
by PRESS THE BUTTON WILBUR November 6, 2020
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