Ass Mohawk 

Describes a person with a bare bum but lots of body hair in the crack.

The guy has so much crack hair his ass look like an Ass Mohawk

Ass Mohawk by poopstar January 23, 2009

Ass Bear 

1. A douche bag

2. A flaming homosexual

3. A bear coming out of your ass

1. That ass bear stole my money! imma fuck him up!

2. TJ: Man, Josh is such an ass bear, he came onto me yesterday
Josh: WTF you say bitch?
TJ: what? when i say somethin? dont kill me....
Josh: thats what i thought ass bear

3:That ass bear scared the shit out of me... i was takin a shit, and it growled... and it was furry...

Ass Bear by TJ and Josh make up a word February 16, 2010

ass fucked 

When you wake up after a night of heavy drinking face down,
ass up naked on the floor with a bloody rectum stinking of vasoline and cheap booze.
The past tense of a gay encounter where you were on the bottom.
A business deal gone badly.
A truck driver's constant condition.
A position of being totally screwed.

Billy Bob got drunk and gang ass fucked last night.

ass fucked by jsd9632 February 1, 2012

Ass Mode 

A term used on Craig Ferguson's "The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson" on CBS during the twitter and emails segment

Ass Mode

Ass Mode by CraigyFerg July 17, 2010

ass whipe

its like an asshole..but much worse bc it whipes the asshole..

i fuckin hate david! he is such an asswhipe.

ass whipe by k*tizzle January 7, 2004

Ass Anchovies 

A term frequently used in Texas Hold 'Em, which describes a pocket pair of aces. Also known as "pocket rockets" or "bullets".

"That's right, biatch! You were a fool to go all-in against my ass anchovies!!"

Ass Anchovies by Bill Striker February 22, 2005

ass ton 

like buttload, a term used to describe a large quantity of something

Holy shit! That's an ass ton of rock!

ass ton by Prometheus February 17, 2003