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National Run Over A Child

One September 9th you get to run over children (not me though).
Me: It’s September 9th

My friend: Oh yea it National Run Over A Child day hop in!
by Hyper103 August 20, 2021
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Yes, most children with the name marshall are the favorite child and are better than their siblings in general. Most believe that this goes back to 2010 when an amazing child was born with the name of marshall. Nobody cared about the other sibling they wouldn't even care if it was there birthday party.
by That killer July 14, 2023
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ipa child

A child that is far on the mental deficit spectrum to the point of being unpalatable to most
Awe that poor “IPA Child”.. Bless their heart
by Pie R8 April 6, 2023
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Child fatigue

The anxiety inducing feeling and dread felt when around groups of children brought on by loud noises, constant questions, strange and sporadic sounds and nagging.
“Did you hear about Mr. Weebler? I heard he quit due to child fatigue! All that screaming and nagging finally did him in!”
by Sir Chauncey January 28, 2024
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Sprinkle Child

People under the age of 30 that have five or more nationalities. When plural it’s spoken as sprinkle childs.
“Don’t worry we’re Sprinkle Childs, we have the pass
-a fellow Sprinkle Child
by Rikukun January 20, 2020
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Child Of God

A person made by the almighty God and is happy to admit it. Someone who walks knowing that they are loved and has a firm foundation.
Person: Why are you so joyful and not afraid
Person: Because I know Im a child of God and that He is with me in my darkest times
by BlessedGirly December 20, 2023
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childe

HOT GINGER RUSSIAN STRAIGHTEST MAN ULL EVER MEET SEXY MF THAT WILL SEDUCE U BY FIHGTING U
p.s i touch grass everyday dw fam 🥰
childe: hey girlie hold still
me: 👰
by amogus balls December 7, 2021
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