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waffle hoe

A woman, in particular one who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships, who speaks or writes, especially at great length, without saying anything important or useful.
Carrie: *yapping about amputations*
Estella: Shut up, waffle hoe. Stop your yapping.
by MangoWinslow May 1, 2024
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Waffle Stomp

When you cant make it to the toilet while showering, so you just shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain
Guy 1: "I hit a waffle stomp the other day cause that burger I ate turned into a log the size of arizona and I couldn't hold it"

Guy 2: what in the actual fuck is wrong with you, man
by Cum dumpster megatron May 11, 2024
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Waffle fry winker

when you and your friends sister stuff waffle fries up each others rectum while watching “top 10 holocaust moments” on youtube and you proceed to adopt a pet corgi and make it watch the fries come out of the partners mouth with fecal matter all over it.
Yeah, me and Scarlett waffle fry winkered last night, that corgi was scared
by DIRTYISRAELPOODLE May 13, 2024
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Waffle hoe

A person, who has been to a waffle house so many times the people that work there now don't even ask you to order because they know what you are going to order.
she's a real waffle hoe
by jake from statefarm12 May 29, 2024
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Waffle hoe

A person that goes to a Waffle house so much that the people that work there don't even ask you to order because they already know what you are going to order.
she's a real Waffle hoe
by jake from statefarm12 May 29, 2024
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waffle

A red flag of a person disguised as a green flag
"Oh, he seemed so nice"
"No, don't go for him, he is a waffle"
by ggboyz4321 June 11, 2024
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wafflasy

A really smart, hot, sexy,(jokingly, maybe) woman
Idfk, wafflasy in a hole?
by datahandler55 June 11, 2024
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