max is hot
by grammer100 April 28, 2022
Get the Maxmug. A name for 5’5 red headed men who dress like they are German exchange students who work at Trader Joe’s. Nerds
Wow, I love how Max pulls off that lederhosen and floral name tag. I bet he knows where the pumpkin filled pretzels are.
by chromeBLT November 23, 2021
Get the Maxmug. Max hebdon is a top bloke, his hobbies consist of having hoes, walking around in his tech fleece and trapstar, acting like he runs the streets of essendon. he enjoys telling stories of his past steetfighting career. he lives off his daddy’s money and likes to flex his boujee items. he is known around here to be a ladies man having to fight off all the hot women everyday
by hehfheicjsjcie July 8, 2023
Get the max hebdenmug. max is a boy that you only find once in a lifetime. probably once in a million lifetimes. most people aren’t able to see who max is, i mean really see him. he feels everything so deeply that it’s often impossible to express. max has these ethereal blue eyes that hold more pain, love, and desire - be careful, or you’ll get lost in them for hours. his smile is so unbelievably beautiful that you’ll wish he was always happy, always smiling that gorgeous smile, but he won’t be. max, for all the joy he feels, often feels pain as well. he gets lost in himself, in his thoughts and emotions. when this happens you just have to hold him and love him through it, love him through absolutely anything (i promise, it’s worth it). make sure to give him lots of cuddles, ride shotgun any chance you get, listen to all of his music (it’ll tell you a lot about him), and always make sure he feels safe and loved. watch the sunset with him, preferably by the water, and stay there with him until the stars come out and blanket the night sky. kiss him while it rains, hold his hand every chance you get, and let his heartbeat lull you to sleep when you lay your head on his chest. max has dreams, goals, and hope for the future. if you’re lucky enough to be apart of those dreams, show him that you’ll do what it takes to make them come true. he’s been hurt before, so don’t let it happen again. if you happen to find him, love him with everything you have, it will be the best adventure you’ve ever been on.
by kmoneyxo April 13, 2020
Get the maxmug. 
a beautiful, beautiful man who makes one half of the amazing band chester french!
he looks so good you just wanna lick his face *licks*
he looks so good you just wanna lick his face *licks*
person a: hmmm max drummey i just want to lick his face
person b: ew wasn't that the guy that was married to peaches geldof for 156 days ?
person a: yes i am incredibley jealous of the 156 days she spent licking his face
person b: ew wasn't that the guy that was married to peaches geldof for 156 days ?
person a: yes i am incredibley jealous of the 156 days she spent licking his face
by chesterfrenchchar October 4, 2009
Get the max drummeymug. An organism commonly associated with homosexual and re-enactments of popular internet sensations such as; memes, vines and other associated videos and Fortnite Dances. They tend to omit a pungent smell due to lack of showing. A being which is rarely sighted doing any form of work and can often been found playing games.
by yourfavouritebrown June 24, 2019
Get the Max Timmismug.