Toilet Texting

Verb
When you start or continue to text somebody while on the toilet. You usually end up staying in the bathroom for way too long.

This can also be applied to watching YouTube on the toilet, watching Netflix on the toilet, etc.
Texting guy 1. -dude, I'm toilet texting you rn

Texting guy 2. - Lol, gross 😂
by Kenzie_101 May 21, 2017
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Taper-texting

The gradual "tapering" off a relationship by waiting short to extended periods of time before answering texts.
Remember that chick I was seeing for a few months?
She started getting all psycho, so I had to end it by taper-texting her.
by doggle1 November 17, 2011
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texting sailor

Someone who mainly curses like a sailor in text messages but, reframes from cussing up a storm in person
In person: “This is such a marvelous party”

In Text Msg: “Awwwwww shit this fucking part is fucking off the fucking shit ball”

Dude, Maddie never cusses in person she is a texting sailor, though I would of never thought she kissed her mother with that mouth!
by Dirtybucket January 25, 2019
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delayed texting

is something that happens 9 out of 10 times when the "faded" state of mind transition occurs.
Sorry about the delayed texting, I am a little faded right now.
by Branden J. Fox. February 05, 2012
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Sir Text-A-Lot

A dude who is always busy texting random women and is continuously distracted from everything else going on around him.
Hey, Sir Text-A-Lot, it’s your turn at the pool table, everyone is waiting.
by Inkzall March 23, 2024
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text-lepathy

n. the use of text messages to have a private discussion with another person while in a group. usually used to discuss or insult another member of the group in real time without their knowledge.

the subtlety of this act is easily thwarted by knowing glances and shared spontaneous laughter.
texter 1: dude, joe's b.o. is heinous today.
texter 2: i know, right? i thought i was the only one who noticed it
texter 1: good thing for text-lepathy
by ean weslynn June 21, 2011
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Bottom Text

When you can’t think of something good to match the top text.
Holy I’m gonna

Bottom Text
by hydrofungus July 29, 2023
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