squashed jam donut

Someone who has a really really ridiculously ugly face.

'oh she looked alright'

'dude, she looks like a squashed jam donut"

by Jim Winston November 10, 2011

Jam

Jam’s are midgets and will end up with cancer. They can be very annoying and act like narcissists all the time. They end up fat and alone with their 3 inch hardy.

Jam is such a fucking little peice of shit from hell

by evilbunnylord August 22, 2018

JAM

Acronym for Jewish American Mother.

A JAM discovers a magic lamp. She rubs it, and a genie appears and says she can have a wish, anything she wants. What does she ask for? Nothing. She didn't want to wish. She had everything she wanted: a daughter who married a doctor and a son who called her once a week.

by PvtGomerPyleUSMC December 8, 2018

Jam

A nigga that works at UIC Group

- Niggas be fine says Jam

by XXXdead April 11, 2022

Bogus Dude Jam Zone

1. Designated coordinates where a group of dudes gather to comit pure faggotry.

2. Eight dudes jamming nine dudes.

Joe goes to a frat party to be fully unsweet to see eight dudes jamming nine dudes --you know, a bogus dude jam zone.

by Andrew "Rock n' Roll" Lambert May 12, 2008

roller jam

Spending the whole day hanging out with people in a car with lit music.

Yo my feet hurt cuz we spent the whole day on that roller jam

by ElChuck November 26, 2017

Genital Jam

A gender neutral term to describe secretions emitted from genitalia as a result of sexual arousal, stimulation, or activity.

Alex and Jamie really went at it in the guest room last night, there is genital jam all over the bed, walls, and tv remote.

by Häxa July 18, 2023