George W. Bush's most faithful lapdog... Thanks to his unfailing support for Bush's foreign policy, his stance on global warming and Bush's opposition to gay marriage. Even worse he is anti-gun!
Aussie 1: God I can't believe John Howard's gov't amended Federal Law to prevent gay marriage?!
Aussie 2: Yeah! That prick is a hypocrite! However I bet whenever he goes to the White House he is sucking Bush's dick!
Aussie 3: That makes sense! He must pay...
Aussie 2: Yeah! That prick is a hypocrite! However I bet whenever he goes to the White House he is sucking Bush's dick!
Aussie 3: That makes sense! He must pay...
by We hate John Howard! August 2, 2007
Get the John Howard mug.An UGLY pathetic excuse for a man,uses his horrible music and undeserved fame to try and bed beautiful women who otherwise wouldnt look his way!! uses these women to make himself feel important or worthy,fucks with their heads and treats them like shite in the hope that they will keep running back to him,hence,further increasing his ego.
he does this because deep down he has no real feelings of self worth,and so he shouldnt because he is a useless unintelligent talentless excuse for a man/human being!!END OF!
he does this because deep down he has no real feelings of self worth,and so he shouldnt because he is a useless unintelligent talentless excuse for a man/human being!!END OF!
by just had sex May 10, 2009
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Using the bathroom.
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Alternate phrase for "smoking a joint." Used when the "authorities" are around, as a discreet way to let fellow stoners know what you just did/are going to do, because it sounds like #1 to virgin ears.
Using the bathroom.
#2.
Alternate phrase for "smoking a joint." Used when the "authorities" are around, as a discreet way to let fellow stoners know what you just did/are going to do, because it sounds like #1 to virgin ears.
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I went downstairs after hitting the john.
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MOM: What were you two doing?
KID 1: We were hitting the john!
KID 2: Yeah!
KID 3: (laughs)
I went downstairs after hitting the john.
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MOM: What were you two doing?
KID 1: We were hitting the john!
KID 2: Yeah!
KID 3: (laughs)
by Zolotros March 30, 2010
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