human

A type of "species" that proclaims themselves as the smartest beings in the universe, even though they're the dumbest. Please note that all humans are dumb and stupid.

alien: Do you know where a human's brain is?
cyclops: Where?
alien: Nowhere 😂

by It's Me, DISFLY September 27, 2023

Human

Homo sapien from the womb into the grave

I gave birth to my first human yesterday!

by Itchy Ankles September 30, 2021

Human

The worst and most destructive species on Earth

I can't believe I'm a human. These creatures are awful

by A-Kitty July 02, 2023

Humans

Pasty fleshy stuck up sub-goat meatbags without a sense of taste.

Baaaa (stupid Humans throwing out my weeds!)

by A used medical bandage June 22, 2019

Humans

God's worst mistake

Humans are one of the worst mistakes.

by Igneous_Dragon August 09, 2020

human

earth thing

human splat

by Corbin3645 June 08, 2021

humans

the other definitions of this were probably wrong too

humans in a positive light were beings that were made by God and/or science created in order to do good for the world and/or heaven if possible

by nonekopopo February 17, 2023