Ethan

Ethan. He looks like a nerd, but on the inside he's a greb and has and a micro penis. Also he can't speak to girls and need other boys to ask them out for him.

Ethan, he looks like such a nerd i bet he has a small penis

by Begman February 19, 2019

Ethan

SIMP

Ethan simps for anything that breathes

by BigIQ June 5, 2020

ethan bennet

The sweetest guy you will ever meet my boyfriend

"omg Ethan Bennet is so hot "
"To bad he already has a girlfriend that bitch named Abby"

by Brinty November 6, 2017

Ethan Ryan

Someone who has a big fat meat head, and is proper dopey and has a two incher

Mate. You look like Ethan Ryan

by JustSomeRandomDudeOnline May 19, 2020

Ethan

That friend that always manages to cause physical harm unintentionally just by brushing by you

Dude what happened to you?
Friend with bandages on arm: Ethan walked by.

by gurnshk February 24, 2022

Ethan

Loves feet, foot fettish, a feet fiend

" man that dude loves sucking on toes, fiend like ethan "

by Foot fiend November 25, 2021

Ethan

Goat

guy 1 That guy is a goat.

Guy 2 Yeah thats Ethan

by anonymous January 19, 2023