Cold Hotpocket

Something that sorta sucks but is good at the same time.

This girl sucked when she gave me a blowjob, but it was a cold hotpocket.

by Just-Jason March 25, 2014

Beer Cold

CoViD-19, aka "Coronavirus"

p1: i got the beer cold
p2: what's that?
p1: corona virus

by TuckerTrash25 February 20, 2020

cold cream pie

When sperm is frozen in an ice cube mold and it is inserted in the vagina prior to sex

Azarius needed to cool off on a hot July afternoon, so he gave Karen a cold cream pie to cool off her sweaty vagina.

by Azarius Jenkins February 08, 2021

roman cold

When Ashleigh has a cold and feels like shit, and pronounces rubbish as Roman...

"I have a Roman cold", says Ashleigh!
"What's that?" I reply, to which she shouts "rubbish", " oh that's going on Urban Dictionary if it's not there"!

by Roger Spires March 25, 2023

cold sprouts

a term that is usually miscommunicated when hearing the word “cole sprouse”. he is father.

“who’s cold sprouts?”

“no britany it’s COLE SPROUSE!”

by spilling the tea April 16, 2019

cold jimmy

Cold jimmy when you piss in a condom and freeze it for a cold treat for him/her/them

Cold jimmy/ Cold frozen treat for her "cleat" or wherever you wanna put it.

by Lil hades August 15, 2022

cold stone killa

When and idiot tries to sound hard as fuck. Referring to himself as legitimate serial killer of all things that are living. He who is not a stone cold serial killer, is in fact a cold stone cereal killer.

Someone who has never seen a horror film.

Someone who still eats cereal for breakfast. And ice cream before dinner. If their parents allow.

I'm going to slay trout on the river cuz I'm a cold stone killa

by yngceo October 01, 2015