Pizza Dick

When a penis has smegma and has entered a vagina on its period and got blood on it.

eg. "Damn I've got pizza dick!"

by PIZZADICK99 June 13, 2021

Big dick dragon

It's what your girl calls me during our conference meetings at work.

I Am The Big Dick Dragon.

by _SirHumble January 5, 2023

Elephant dick

A dick shaped like the trunk of an elephant when erect

Dominic’s got a elephant dick it’s big and black I love riding it

by Naked spread eagle March 13, 2023

Dick douche canoe

Asshole/Jerk

Karen was being a dick douche canoe and driving in the left lane.

by Willie June 12, 2021

Tweaker dick

A male who uses regularly meth and is usually a douchebag. Other men cannot stand tweaker dicks because they usually will steal your drugs and your lawnmower.

Randy says: have fun with your tweaker dick boyfriend.

by Sexistunna88 January 3, 2021

Jimmy Johns Dick

When a dick smells like jimmy johns.

Could you stop trying to eat that Jimmy Johns Dick?

by mr chaco February 1, 2021

tomato dick

When a boy has a small dick

Omg look at his tomato dick

by Tomato dick February 17, 2017