Tweaker Dick

A Tweaker Dick is an annoying guy who smokes meth regularly and who can't maintain an erection. He often will insist on trying to have sex with various partners and pretend to not notice his dick is soft. He may try for hours. Cialis and Viagra are oftentimes a great remedy for tweaker dick.

That dummy whipped out his tweaker dick and expected me to suck it or something! I laughed and took a picture of it for my tumblr.

Tweaker Dick by Adrienochrome May 16, 2016

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Tweaker dick

A male who uses regularly meth and is usually a douchebag. Other men cannot stand tweaker dicks because they usually will steal your drugs and your lawnmower.

Randy says: have fun with your tweaker dick boyfriend.

Tweaker dick by Sexistunna88 January 2, 2021

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