dick desert

A place where access to dick is minimal if not nonexistent. Not only is access limited, but the quality of the handful of dicks there is 1/10. Smaller cities and towns usually constitute dick deserts as does the whole region of the Midwest in The USA.

Think about it the same as food desert.

Friend to other friend (at drive-up bar that only exists in the movies where people are playing pool and darts and smoking inside):

Urghh I’m so horny, but is Albuquerque is literally such a dick desert.

Other friend: I know right. Tell me about it. But like the Midwest is so much worse.

by durka_durka July 22, 2022

Dick rider

Someone named kenady or simply just dickrider and gets on your nerves

You a dick rider

by Olympicfrankthrower July 22, 2022

girly dick

A penis that is so small in size, it looks like a woman's clit.

Hey Melvin, I saw Jason in the bathroom, he had to sit to pee cause of his girly dick.

by KaiFoxxx July 23, 2022

Dick dial

When one is wearing a wet bathing suit and your phone is laying on your lap and your penis suddenly gets the urge to dial your buddy Kyle.

“Hey, my bad bro. That was a dick dial.”

“It’s all good man. It happens to me all the time.”

by Sandman1996 July 23, 2022

Eat ma dick nigga

Mostly used by black people when someone is talkin trash about you n you prove them wrong.

Jake: I ain’t gon lie you ass at tha game u neva gon win.

Duck: I just won eat ma dick nigga.

by hbk_dtt July 26, 2022

Dick tate

A word/phrase you use when you don’t know how to spell “dictate” when your drunk texting your ex a whole apology essay

This word/phrase is mostly used by D1 football players who have attended summer school for… obvious reasons

“I didn’t mean to let my friends dick tate our relationship”

by sooocool123 July 27, 2022

dick root

The base of a penis; the area where the penis is attached to the lower pelvic region. This term originated in NSFW message boards.

Sometimes a thirst trap only shows his dick root through his boxers.

by FSRueful July 27, 2022