Dick Van Dyke

How the heck does this guy not die? He is 94 and still seems to be going on strong.

Dick Van Dyke is the new Chuck Norris

by WorseThanHitler November 22, 2020

Booger Dick

An insult to call a single man who never gets laid, and is always picking his nose.

"Hey Adam, get over here you Booger Dick!"
"Dude, Carl is such a Booger Dick."

by NxtNightmare September 29, 2023

dick

your current friends boyfriend

"ugh why is he being suck a dick to you"

by he is a bastard June 10, 2020

Dicking

The act of hitting things with your dick.

I dicked the coffee table yesterday.

I am dicking the microwave currently, I can go out for lunch later when I'm not busy.

by Ich möchte sterben February 27, 2020

Sirachi Dick

When you touch your penis after using siracha sauce without wiping your hands and your penis burns like no tomorrow to the point where you need to waterboard your own cock to cool it off.

Jacob got Sirachi dick after spending another night alone jerking off with siracha sauce

by Ajslabs February 13, 2023

Whistle dick

A young adult male prostitute who loiters with others in a park or on a particular corner who is summoned to a customer's car by the customer whistling. Synonym of hustler.

Since others in the area may be selling drugs or pimping female prostitutes or might be undercover law enforcement officers, this word is used by peers and others to indicate which business the person is doing in the area: “What is he doing here?” “Oh, he is just a whistle dick.” (Not a cop, drug dealer, or pimp.)

by lizbethsdad June 9, 2020

Get rich on his dick.

Gold digger, lazy, trophy wife

That girl didn't do nothing 'sept get rich on his dick.

by Aceiana June 29, 2020