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Self satisfied

Jakie is so self satisfied all she dose is look in a mirror
by Unicornfusion July 31, 2016
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self teller

At any grocery store, a self teller is a checkout machine that you work without any help from an employee. Also known as a self-checkout.
“Hey yo bitch, you got 15 items or less, go to the self-teller.” Self teller.
by Eddie Hascal goat June 25, 2023
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Self-bidet

When a girl slouches back to pee on her butthole after taking a shit, effectively rinsing away the poop.
Jenny self-bidetted in the girl’s locker room.
by Tagger:P December 7, 2021
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self love

whats self love?” “max”
by slurper69 October 25, 2022
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Self-reflection Selfie

A self-imposed image taken with a selfie camera usually expressing a picture of person’s face after a successful moment of self-accomplishment performing a task that nobody but the picture taker cares about. This selfie can also occur in the moments of a person’s boredom where it is accompanied by a philosophical reference or caption expressing a deep lesson learned, an important self-accomplishment or very insightful self-awareness.

Such photos are meant to socially establish credibility of profound wisdom to the person posting the image and caption about themselves, but often the reference is shallow at best, and serves the purpose of attention seeking individuals who have low self-esteem, little credibility, and little wisdom, if any on the philosophical message emphasized.

Lastly, images are usually of the persons face looking glaringly empty into space or directly at the camera, or after a period of physical exertion to emphasize the struggle that led to such credibility.
Oh look! Lucy has posted her 15th self-reflection selfie this week about how she burned out from her job and is now an executive coach on the subject. Man, if I’m struggling at work, can’t wait to talk to her.

Jeez Gary! He posted another self-reflection selfie about how his commitment to his work is a direct reflection of his ability to run 5km with his Nike sports watch. Wish I can be more like Gary, what a guy!
by dashiszznit April 20, 2024
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National Your Past Self Day

On January Second is the National Your Past Self Day, it is simple, you just be your past self! (if you remember your past self.)
"Today is National Your Past Self Day!"
by JustMoonlight. July 18, 2023
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japanese bed self-pleasure technique

a method of masturbation in males wherein the males make their dick erect and then lie down on bed and rub their dick against the bedsheets and bed to gain sexual stimulation, mimicking actual missionary pose but with the bed.
A: bro i wanna feel real sex
B: go the bed and use the japanese bed self-pleasure technique bro!
by holysanta July 17, 2025
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