my vagina 

Something to stick your penis in.

Where are you going? Put your penis back in my vagina!

my vagina by Vagggggiiinnnaaa November 20, 2013

Mrs. Claus Vagina 

When a girl gets pounded too hard and too long, and her labia become swollen and red, like Mrs. Claus herself

Man, I had some rough sex last night, and now I am rockin' the Mrs. Claus Vagina

Mrs. Claus Vagina by T and H December 16, 2010

penis-vagina-sex

The common use of sexual activity in a heterosexual relationship. The male penis is inserted into the female vagina and good times are had. Not to be confused with penis-anus-sex.

I'm sorry to cut our conversation short but my wife and myself are going upstairs for some penis-vagina-sex. I'll talk more of my business proposal in the morning.

penis-vagina-sex by Jack Diddly Squat December 7, 2003

large vagina lady 

possibly the single most disturbing image on the web. The first picture that comes up when large vagina is searched.

yo ed you seen that picture large vagina lady?
yeah peter it was possibly the single most disturbing image on the web.

large vagina lady by tofer69 January 1, 2008

Resting Vagina Hands 

when a male politician is so scared by a woman that their default position is resting their hands in the shape of a vagina.

Donald Trump met with Angie Merkel and was so frightened that he went right to his Resting Vagina Hands.

Resting Vagina Hands by Uncle Joosie July 11, 2018

vintage vagina 

A women over 55 who ages like fine wine. Young men do a double take when seeing them at the gym, in a business meeting, at their children's activities, out dining with friend, on the beach etc. Vintage Vagina's maintain their best physical appearance, require nothing more than a swipe of mascara and clear lip gloss, never wear spanx, built their careers from the bottom up through the 80' & 90's and are now the movers and shakers for women their age.

Christie Brinkley slays being a Vintage Vagina.

vintage vagina by CocoC cocococCOcOCOc April 10, 2017

St. Vagina Day 

My proposed holiday whereas the male gets to choose the gift of vagina vice having to spend money on all of the typical shit that he must purchase for his love interest in honor of long standing valentines day traditions (roses, chocolate, etc.). The only reason he purchases all of this shit in the first place is in hopes that he will receive said vagina. Let's cut to the chase and go straight to the vagina.....hip, hip motherfuckin hooray you wooly nut-fuckers!

Gary: Only 3 more weeks until St. Vagina Day...I am almost pissing my pass with joy..

Gary's wife: We have been married for 4 years, and you know better than to think your getting some of my whisker biscuit...

Gary: I wasn't talking about your worn out cock holster, I was thinking of our babysitters tight hatchet wound. So, shut your fat ass up and get me another Milwaukees Best & keep it down while your at it, I am trying to watch lesbian porn...

St. Vagina Day by Gary the Clamdigger January 25, 2011