Donkey Slap

So, when you slap your cock (over 6 inches) on an of age female it is called a DONKEY SLAP.

Male: Heyo Gangsta whats going on?
Female: Yo nothing holmes, just wanting to get donkey slapped.
Male: FWSHHH, there you go bitch.
Female: doesn't count dick was less than 6 inches
Male: *pulls out glock BANG BANG 'fuck you bitch'

by Brackin homie October 14, 2018

Donkey Kong

When a man is laying on his back with a woman is riding him cowgirl style, and she wraps her man-feet around his neck.

Dude, when Katie and I were fuckin, she blindsided me with the Donkey Kong! I nearly tapped out.

by 2tonemafia March 13, 2011

donkey doo doo

White guys playing cheesy African rhythms on djembe drums. Usually the rhythm is politically correct, inoffensive "world music" but ultimately not something that would make you want to dance.

'Man, I wish they would play some nice chuggy doof with those drums'
'Nah, it's all donkey donkey donkey doo doo.'

by lewislama September 20, 2006

The Emo Donkey Punch

When banging your depressed, sniffling, emo girlfriend from behind, instead of punching her in the side of the head before you blow your load - aka the donkey punch - you grab hold of her nose and lip rings, pulling them out right before you burst.

This chic I picked up at the Fall Out Boy show was a little loose, so I gave her The Emo Donkey Punch to tighten her up before I busted my nut.

by pattymills May 27, 2008

Dude, I'm a donkey!

The art of being horselike whilst not being a horse.

"Dude, I'm a donkey!" ("Dude, I'm not a horse, zebra, gazelle, etc.)

by Almer March 5, 2009

donkey nut buckle

when you put a girl on her hands and knees and have sexual intercourse until you both ejaculate at the same time and creates a clog in both the vagina and penis urethra making the sexual organs cripple for a few days until the clog is fixed

John: "mate lets go out and get laid tonight"
Nick: "na cant mate, she hit me with the donkey nut buckle last night"
John: "..."

by nigger ching chong September 14, 2018

Virgin donkey cunt

A drink that not only leaves you on all fours after you drink one, but one that allows anyone or anything, including a donkey, to take advantage of you

"I ordered a virgin donkey cunt last night & woke up in a barn smelling like a jackass"

by BG71 April 18, 2017