Texas Road Mouse

Common to urban areas of Texas, it is defined as a young, shy prostitute.

1: Did you see that Texas Road Mouse?
2: Yeah, tried to hire her once, but she was so shy I had to ask for a refund

by Hjabajbabhaba April 19, 2018

stick a fork in the road

To change the direction of popular opinion

The United States needs to stick a fork in the road about climate change denial.

by Fuzzybuzzzz October 31, 2018

Roades

a cool dude, kinda a dick. roades really likes fire and scaring the shit out of kids. he love chemicals and pirates. sub to the science pirate

mr. Roades is a duche but he’s cool ig

by Saturns Rings November 12, 2018

Road Boat

An American luxury car from either the 60’s or 70’s with no power and no handling whatsover
- has to have a humongous v8 with like 150 hp
- leans in every corner like it’s a 50 tonne freighter

Hey wanna go for a spin in my cadillac?
No man that thing rides like a road boat.

by Dat_slav February 20, 2019

Load for the road

When the girl sucking you off has to go to work immediately after, so she takes the load of cum along with her.

Getting sucked off and leaves immediately after. As she walks out the door, her mouth is filled with cum.

Girl: I can’t, I gotta go, my Uber will be here soon.

Guy: I’m about to cum, finish me off. (Responds to Uber driver, “I’ll be right there”)

Girl: Okay, I’ll take a load for the road.

by Pika McJones March 9, 2019

Alabama Road Burn

When you pull your pecker out of a woman’s ass and it has and shit on it

“Man Keisha gave me some sick Alabama Road Burn last night, and didn’t even apologize”

by 6BBC9 December 25, 2018

road fart

The sound your wheels make when you cross a rumble strip at the edge of the highway.

I was so tired driving home that the road farts were the only thing that kept me alive.

by Butchbox January 7, 2019